We went into the tunnel. "The tunnel is very dark. Let’s get out," Jamie said. "Don’t be a sissy," I said. "I he…" Jamie said. "Jamie! Jamie!" I yelled. Then a candle and a monster with a hammer appeared. "I’m a monster. I killed that boy. My friend’s name is Candler," the hammer monster said. I shot magic at both of them. <author’s note: Don’t ask where I learned to use magic. LoL…maybe I got enough exp and gained a level and learned my first spell.> They both turned back into good guys. "I’m Dark Hammer," the monster said. <author’s note: Dark Hammer, what a great name for a good guy.> Learned Life and Cure1. I used Life on Jamie and he came back to life. "I’m Candler, and I will join you," Candler said. Guard Candler joined. We were walking for awhile and a Float Eye attacked. Candler used a Fire Bomb and the Float Eye died. "Final Fantasy II Land must be around here somewhere," I said. Then we saw a baby dragon fighting a yellow baby dragon. The dragons gave us magic. Fire2 and Fire3 and Cure2 and Fire. "Thank you, dragons," Candler said. We fell in a trap door and we saw Nikki and Tanyia. "It’s a trap," Nikki said. How could it be a trap? Nobody’s here," Jamie said. "We’re fake," Long Neck Koopa said. "We should have known better," I said. Candler used a Fire Bomb and Long Neck Koopa died. Then Force Field Koopa attacked. I hit him from behind and he died. Then a Dragoon attacked me. I used Fire on him. He said, "Ouch." Kain said, "I’m sorry for what I have done." Dragoon Kain joined and I became a Paladin and Jamie because a Dark Knight. <author’s note: From here on most of the characters have HP (hit points) listed. I’m going to include them just for the laugh.>

Dragoon Kain: HP: 190 MP: 0

Paladin Andrew: HP: 600 MP: 10

Dark Knight Jamie: HP: 200 MP: 0

Then we saw a bird and he said, "Coco Coo Coo Rre Ra ekey ekey hik wa." "He said: Help me find my master, Rydia," Candler said. Meanwhile… "Attack his town," Dragon Wheel said. "Never!" a Koopa Troopa said," I will kill you.

Koopa Troopa: HP: 150 MP: 0 VS. Dragon Wheel: HP: 100,000 MP: 100,000

Dragon Wheel used Super Lighting Bolt and killed the koopa. In a town, not far away… In the night, Dragon Wheel attacked a nice cold house. In the house, lived penguins. One night in the house… "Pamie, did you hear a noise? Pamie! Pamie!" Nick yelled. Back in the tunnel… "I see the end," I said. "We took a wrong turn a few hours back their," Kain said. "I hear someone crying," Jamie said. "Hi." "Someone attacked my house and captured my family," Nick said. Skateboarder Nick joined.

Nick: HP: 26 MP: 0

"Do you know of a girl, Rydia?" Kain said. "Yes, I do," Nick said. "Where is she," I said. "In the dungeon with my family," Nick said. "You and I will get Rydia, okay?" I said. "Yes," Candler said. In the dungeon… We heard, "Chick. Chick." "Rydia!" I said, "You got out." Yes," Rydia said. Back at our camp… "I guess he found his parents," Rydia said. Rydia used Call and called a whale. "Take us to the water part of Dragon Wheel’s base," Rydia said. In the water part of the base, we got off the whale. Then three girls attacked us. Rydia used Meteo and they all died. "Rydia," Rosa said. "Aah! Don’t scare me like that again," Rydia said, "I changed me bigger and Jamie into a Ninja." White Mage Rosa joined. Rydia became and adult and Jamie became a Ninja and I got the best weapon and armor.

Caller Rydia ~ Child: HP: 66 MP: 45

Call: Chocobo

Black: Fire

White: Cure1, Cure2, Heal

Rydia ~ Adult: HP: 382 MP: 159

Black: all

White: all

Call :all

White Wizard Rosa: HP: 150 MP: 80

Then two Red Giants attacked us. We had a long battle, then they died. "Red Bones and Skeletons!" Rosa yelled. I hit one Skeleton 2981 times and he died. <author’s note: Damn. That’s a lot of times to hit something.> Kain jumped and hit a Red Bone 4224 times and he died. Rydia: Meteo. Meteors fell from the sky and killed all the bad guys that were left in that attack. Then a Warlock and a Kary and a Red Giant attacked us. Rydia: Bahamut. "Bomb. Bang. Bing. Bomb," the Bahamut’s bombs went. I hit the Warlock 8284 times and he died and hit the Kary 7891 and she died. The Red Giant hit Rydia 2000 times. Rosa: Cure4. She cured Rydia to full power and used Exit and we got out of that attack. Then Kain came running over to me and said, "I found a secret passageway over there." We went in and a Red Dragon and a Behemoth attacked us. Kain: Jump. Kain jumped and hit the Behemoth 5845 times. Rydia: Ice3. Rydia’s Ice3 hit the Red Dragon 3248 times. Jamie: Flood. The flood hit the Red Dragon 4691 times and hit the Behemoth 6349 and both of them died. Then two Behemoths attacked us. Rosa: Exit. Rose used Exit and got us out of that attacked. Then two Float Eyes attacked. Kain hit one 9999 times and he died. I hit the other one 9999 times and he died and Kain hit an eagle 120 times and he died. "Who’s that?" Jamie said. "Nikki and Tanyia!" I yelled. "Who’s Nikki and Tanyia?" Rydia said. "Nikki is my X-girlfriend and Taynai is Jamie’s girlfriend," I said. <author’s note: Well that’s nice. Andrew dumps Nikki for no reason and fails to mention that Tanyia is Jamie’s wife.> "Stop Fuzz, Nikki and Tanyia!" I yelled. "We’ll destroy Dragon Wheel for what he did to us!" Fuzz yelled.

"Who won?" Jamie said. "Dragon Wheel," I said. "I’ll be back to finish you off, Andrew," Dragon Wheel said as he left. "That’s the end of them," Rosa said.

Andrew: Crystal Sword

Jamie: Short Sword, Middle Sword, Long Sword, Ninja Sword, Murasame, Masamune, Boomerang, Fullmoon, Stars <author’s note: That’s a hell of a lot of stuff to carry.>

Rosa: Samurai Bow, Artemis Arrows

Rydia: Flame Whip

Kain: Holy Spear, Dragon Spear

Andrew: Crystal Shield, Crystal Helmet, Cursed Ring, Power Armor <author’s note: Wow a nice Cursed Ring to go along with all that nice armor.>

Jamie: Samurai Shield, Ninja Helmet, Diamond Ring, Ninja Armor

Rosa: Aegis Shield, Samurai Helmet, Crystal Ring, Crystal Armor

Rydia: Diamond Shield, Ribbon, Zeus Ring, Samurai Armor

Kain: Dragoon Shield, Dragoon Helmet, Dragoon Ring, Dragoon Armor

Andrew: White: Cure1, Heal, Life1, Exit, Slow, Peep, Cure2

Jamie: Ninja: Flame, Flood, Blitz, Pin, Image, Smoke

Kain: none

Rosa: White: Cure 1 – 4, Heal, Life 1 – 2, Charm, Blink, Slow, Fast, Berserk, Holy, Peep, Size, Exit, Sigh , Float.

Rydia: White: Cure1, Holy, Sigh,

Black: Fire 1 – 3, Ice 1 – 3, Lighting 1 – 3, Virus, Weak, Quake, Fatal, Nuke, Meteo, Venom, Sleep, Stop, Drain, Psych, Toad, Pig, Warp, Stone

Call: Asura, Sylph, Chocobo, Mist, Titan, Shiva, Indra, Jinn, Levia, Odin, Baham

Then more bad guys attacked us. Change: A Super Dog Changed Rydia into a Child and me into a Dark Knight. Rydia: Quake. Rydia used Quake and the creatures died. "Thanks Rydia. We’re back to normal. Are you going to say something back to me, because I save you from a Super Dog," I said. <author’s note: well obviously she’s not going to say anything. He never saved her from anything. She saved him.> "I’m too embarrassed to say anything," Rydia said. "What do you want her to say, you idiot?" Kain laughed. "Okay, okay. I’ll tell you what I wanted to tell you," Rydia said. "What do you want to say? I want to go out with you?" Jamie laughed. "I’ll tell it to Andrew only," Rydia said. "Andrew, I love you," Rydia whispered. "Okay, I love you also. Let’s get going, Rydia," I said. "Jamie," Kain said, "They’re kissing." "What are you two, showoffs?" Rosa said. "Kain, do you have an airship?" I said. "Yeah, in the center of Dragon Wheel’s base," Kain said. "Let’s go and find it then," I said. "It’s to dangerous to go," Rydia said. "Well, me and Rydia are going," I said. "Bye bye, Rosa and Jamie, "Rydia said.

Three hours later… I’m getting worried. They have been gone for so long," Rosa said. "We have no choice but to find them," Jamie said. Meanwhile, me, Kain and Rydia were in the middle part of Dragon Wheel’s base. "I hear something," Rydia said. "What is it?" I said. "That! Stop! Who are you?" Kain said. "Rosa and Jamie," Rosa said. They came over to us. "I told you to stay there," I said. "I’ll explain later. Let’s get going," Jamie said. "Get going? That’s the most stupidest thing to say. Attack me!" Dragon Wheel said.

Dragon Wheel Call: Dragon Wheel called three float and one red eye. I hit one float eye 3024 times and he died. Two float eyes ran away. Dragon Wheel: Wall2: Defend all. Jamie hit the red eyes 2482 and he died. Kain jumped and missed Dragon Wheel. Dragon Wheel: Nothing can harm me, you fools! Dragon Wheel called a Sand Moth. Rydia Call: Rydia called a Chocobo. The chocobo hit the Sand Moth 385 times and he died. Dragon Wheel Call: Dragon Wheel called a Puppet. The puppet missed Rosa. Jamie hit the puppet 4891 times and he died. Dragon Wheel Call: Dragon Wheel called a Pike, an Electric Fish and a Piranha. The Electric Fish hit Kain 419 times. Rosa used Cure4 and gave Kain full power. Rydia used Lighting3 and hit the Pike 1294 times and he died. It hit the Piranha 984 times and he died. Dragon Wheel Call: Dragon Wheel called a Clapper, a Shadow Dragon, a Ging-Ryu and a King-Ryu. Rydia Mist: The Mist hit the Shadow Dragon 789 times and he died. The Clapper ran away. Then me and Kain killed the Ging and King-Ryu. Dragon Wheel called a Roc egg. I hit the egg 5495 and he changed into a Roc Larva. Jamie hit the larva 986 and the larva changed into a Roc Moth. Rosa hit the moth 789 times and he changed into a Rock Baby. Kain hit the Rock Baby 3281 times and he changed into a Roc. I hit him 4969 times and he died. "What? My MP ran out," Dragon Wheel yelled. <author’s note: lol…could you imagine something actually saying that?!> "But how do we defeat him?" Rydia said? "Call Candler. He said to call him when we needed help," I said. <author’s note: Yeah, what ever DID happen to Candler?> Rydia called Candler. Candler used Super Fire Bomb on Dragon Wheel, then left. The Fire Bomb destroyed Dragon Wheel’s force field. In 15 minutes, Dragon Wheel died. We got 500,000 exp and 500,000 gold. I gained 5 levels and Kain, Rosa, Jamie and Rydia gained 5 levels each. Then we heard a noise on our way out. Crack. Bang. Bomb. "I see you have killed Dragon Wheel. I’m using Baron’s air force to get the four crystals. Stop me if you wish. Ha Ha Ha…" <author’s note: Wow, copy the plot from Final Fantasy 4 (2).> "Baron!? Is he crazy or something. That’s where I live," Kain yelled. "Don’t go crying about it, Kain," Rosa said. "I won’t…but I live there." Kain said. "We’ll help you Kain," I said. "Okay, help me. We’ll go to Baron tomorrow," Kain said. "I have a tent," Rosa said. Sometime in the night… "Andrew, wake up," Kain said. "Go to sleep," I said. I went back to sleep. "I know something is going on there. I’m going to go and see what’s going on. Bye. I may never be back. Bye," Kain said. Sometime at night in Baron… "The crystal of water. Good job, Red Wings. Next, we’ll get the crystal of fire," Golbez said. "We must repair the airships," an Imp said. "And guard the castle of Baron," another Imp said. "Who goes there?" an Imp said. The Imp attacked Kain. The Imp hit Kain one time. Kain hit the Imp 9999 times and he died. "He’s kicking our sides butts," a Red Dragon said. "Attack him and bring him to me," Golbez said. "What’s that?" Kain said. "Me, the Red Dragon," the Red Dragon said. 15 minutes later, Kain was held in the dungeon of Baron, his home. Meanwhile, at our camp… "Where’s Kain," I said. "He left. Look," Jamie said. "He went to Baron, I think," Rydia said. "We’ll go to Baron and find him," Rosa suggested. Finally, we got to Baron. "Where’s Kain?" Rosa said. "I don’t know. We’ll go inside and find out," I said. We went in Castle Baron. Suddenly, we heard someone yelling at us. "Get out of our castle!" "If you don’t get out of our way, we’ll kill you," Jamie yelled. "You won’t kill me, because we’re the most powerful nation in the world," the person said. "Okay, we’ll attack you," Rydia said. Then he attacked us. Rosa hit in 568 times and he died. "So long, idiot," Rydia said. "I see you have beaten Baigan. But you will not kill me, Kainazzo, the Fiend of Water," the fake King said. Rydia used Lighting3 and hit Kainazzo 9999 times and he died. Then Cid, an airship maker, came. "You imposter. Why did you put me in there?" Cid said. "Who me?" Jamie said. "What? You guys?" Cid said. "Where’s the latest airship?" Rosa said. "I’ll show it to you," Cid said. "But first we have to find Kain," Rydia said. We followed Cid. He took us to a dungeon. "Kain!" "What, it’s you?" Kain said. We unlocked the cage door. "Kain!" I said. "What? If you want to know where they went, go on an airship…" "Kain!" "Kain!" "Kain!" "Kain!" "I guess he’s gone," Cid said. "Bye, Kain," I said. "My boyfriend is dead. We’re going to find out what’s going on here," Rosa cried.