After I got back I heard a call on my phone. "Andrew, radioactive got dumped in our city. Please help us. More and more is coming. Help!" said Duke, an eyeball monster. I jumped in the hole I made and went to Duke’s base. At the base I saw mutant eyeball things. "Duke," I yelled. Cherbert walked up to me. He said, "He went in that maze and here’s a map of the maze. <author’s note: See the artwork section.> "Cherbert," I said, "are you coming too?" "I cannn…" "Are you going or not?" I said. "I guess so, " he replied. "Okay, then let’s go, "I said. We went quite some time before we saw Duke dead. "What happened?" I said. "What do we do!?" "The only thing we can do," Cherbert said. "What?" I said. "Get out of this place!" Cherbert yelled. At the town we looked for Hairhead, a read eyeball monster with one eye. "Where’s Toxic, Cherbert?" I said. At Dragon Wheel’s base… "Kranken!" Dragon Wheel said, "do you think we can rebuild Warmech?" "We can if we get Duke’s base, "Kranken repiled. "Our troops, Cave Crickets, will dump radioactive on their base and the eyeballs with DIE!" Dragon Wheel said. "Duke’s mother ship on radar, Dragon Wheel. Should we send out the F-14’s?" said mower. "Yes. Send the F-14’s. You, mower, go with blower and grinder," Dragon Wheel said. Dragon Wheel sent out the F-14’s. "F-14n19. Duke’s mother ship is turning around. Over and out," mower said. Back at Duke’s base… "Cherbert, is this all you watch?" I said. "Ya, all we watch is Eyeball Cartoons and Cinema Eye II movies," Cherbert replied. On TV we heard: "New eyeball shampoo for your… We interrupt your program for this news report. Dragon Wheel is attacking with radioactive. Run for your lives!!!" "We better run too," Cherbert yelled. Dragon Wheel yelled form his mother ship, "You better surrender or we’ll dump more radioactive on your city." "Cherbert, I’m setting off the alarm," I said. "En en en en en en en en en en en en en en!" the alarm went. Eyeball monsters were running everywhere. "Attack!" Dragon Wheel yelled. "And Troop 13, get the warp power." In about an hour, Dragon Wheel took Duke’s base to his base. "Warmech rebuilt sir," Troop 209 said. "Now, Dragon Wheel said, "send Warmech after Cherbert."

"I hear something," Cherbert said. I looked behind me. "Cherbert, it’s Wermech!!!!" I yelled. "Yes, I’m Warmech, new and remodeled. I will destroy you. And my mini Warmechs will destroy you also. Mini Wars, attack!" Warmech said. "We baby mech. We baby mech. We kill. We kill. We kill you," the mini Warmechs said. We ran so fast, we ran away from Warmech. "Kranken," Dragon Wheel said, "Warmech failed." Back at the fishing hole… "Hairhead," Toxic said, "I’m fishing from a tree." "Yeah," Hairhead replied. "Toxic, the tree is cracking," Cherbert said. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaa," Toxic yelled. Splash. "Ouch! A piranha fishy bited I," Toxic said. "I caught a big bass, a bass, a bass. Ha. Ha. Toxic, "Cherbert laughed. "I caught a fishy cat. I mean a cat fishy," Shred said. "I caught a Warmech," Cherbert said. "And I have surprise for you," Warmech said. "Help! Cherbet, help!" I yelled. "I can’t," Cherbert yelled. "Warmech almost chopped my hand! Help! Blow him up with a bazooka!" I yelled. Then, Cherbert shot the bazooka and Warmech blew up. <author’s note: Where the hell did that bazooka come from?>

"Hey, Cherbert," I said, "Why do you want to take me to Sonic Land?" "Because you’ll just love Taniya and she’ll go out with you," Cherbert said. "Yeah, right," I said as we warped to Sonic Land. "Hey, Nikki, watch this," Taniya said as she flew through the air. "Neato," Nikki said, "Can I try?" "Yeah, after I see who’s coming from the warp," Tanyia said. "Maybe it’s a cute boy," Nikki said. "Cool!" Tanyia said. "Tanyia, all it is, is Cherbert," Nikki said. "Girls, I brought you something," Cherbert said. "What," Nikki and Tanyia said. "A boy," Cherbert replied. "I’m going out with him first," Nikki said. "No, I am first, Nikki. I’m even going to take him roller skating," Tanyia said to Nikki. "I’m going to take him to the movies," Nikki said. <author’s note: Damn. What possessed me to write THIS!> "Well, I’ll take him out to eat," Tanyia said. "You girls can go to all these places with me, Nikki and Tanyia," I said. "Cherbert, what’s his name?" Nikki said. "It’s Andrew," Cherbert replied. "Hey, Andrew," Tanyia said, "you can use my rocket board." "And you can ride in my boat with me," Nikki said. "Okay, we’ll ride in the boat first," I said. In the boat… "Cool, huh!?" Nikki said. "Huh? Huh? Hey, Tanyia, don’t kiss him," Nikki said. "Why did you almost choke me, Nikki?" Tanyia said. "Because you almost kissed him. Why did you kiss him?" Nikki yelled. "Because I love him," Tanyia said. "Let’s fish," Tanyia said. "Tanyia, I caught a ten foot long catfish," Nikki said. "Neat," I said as I hugged her. "Now, we’ll go skate boarding," I said. "I’ll help you on the course, Andrew," Tanyia said. "Andrew, ain’t that a cool flip," Tanyia said. "Now watch this! The jump’s coming. It’s coming. Aaaaaa!" Tanyia said. Bonk! "What happened to you, Tanyia?" I said. "Never mind her, let’s go to my house," Nikki said. "Okay, let’s go then," I said. <author’s note: interesting…they just leave Tanyia behind. How very nice of them.> "But where’s YOUR house?" Nikki said. "In the real world," I said. "Then, can I go to your house?" Nikki said. "I guess so," I said, "but first we’re getting Tanyia. <author’s note: So, now they decide to help her…I’m not sure, but I think in the story they left the area then decided to come back. Who knows with a dialogue only story.> "But she’s hurt," Nikki replied. "Tanyia," I said, "we’re going to my house." Cool, can I come?" Tanyia said. "Yes, you can, Tanyia. And you can Nikki, too," I said." I’m going to take me $100 dollars," Tanyia said. "And I’m going to take $50 dollars of my $100 dollars," Nikki said. "Cherbert, we are going to my house," I said.

At my house… "These sidewalks are totally cool, Andrew," Taniya said. "Tanyia, where’s Nikki," I said. "Talking to dad, "Tanyia said." At Nikki’s and Tanyia’s house… "Dad," Nikki said, "I think this boy is falling for me." "Well, Nikki. Go out with him first and then tell me if he likes you," Nikki’s dad said. "Also, Nikki, he defeated Dragon Wheel once, but can he do it again?" <author’s note: lol. Could you imagine telling your dad that and having him respond in that way!!> Back at Mt. Pleasant… "Taniya, Dragon Wheel is here. I mean in front of you," I said. "I’m Dragon Wheel and I have Nikki. If you want her back, go to the top of the Sears Tower and battle me," Dragon Wheel said. On the way there… "Tanyia," I said, "there’s a traffic jam. Can you jump over it?" "Sweet jump, ha," Tanyia said. "Shoot, they got away, "Troop 3070 said to Dragon Wheel. "Troop 50, get Andrew and Tanyia at the drawbridge," Dragon Wheel said. "Let’s stop of the rest area," I said. "Can I try the rocket board. "Yeah," Tanyia said. "How do you turn it on?" I said. "Push that button," Tanyia said. I pushed the button and went zooming all over. "Aaaaaa," I yelled, "Turn off!" "You can’t do it good," Tanyia said, "but I can do a cool jump flip." "We’re almost to the drawbridge," I said. "Oh yeah," Tanyia said, "I’m in 4^th grade. I do 8^th grade math and I have very good eyesight. And Nikki is in 5^th grade. She does 7^th grade spelling and reading and she has very good hearing," Tanyia said. We came to the drawbridge. "Yes, I jumped the bridge. "Nikki, tell me where the Super Radioactive is, and I will let you go," Dragon Wheel said. "Never will I tell you where it is, because you’re going to dump it on my boyfriend named Andrew and it will kill him, "Nikki said. "Tanyia, we’re almost there," I said. "It’s Andrew and Tanyia. I knew they would come," Nikki said, "Hi, Andrew." "We can use my board to climb up the building," Tanyia said. We got to the top and we saw Nikki and Dragon Wheel. "Prepare to die, Andrew, "Dragon Wheel said, "And I’m going to cover Nikki with radioactive." "No!" I said, "Take this and that and you’ll never touch her, Dragon Wheel." Then I got shot. "Help, Nikki. Help," I said. "Andrew, what happened," Nikki said. "I got shot, Nikki. Help me," I said. "Take this smoke Dragon Wheel and take that and take my cool jump smash," Tanyia said. "And, Dragon Wheel, take this," Nikki said. Then Nikki pushed Dragon Wheel off the Sears Tower. "I flew back up. And I got Nikki again. You’ll never get her back. I’m going to crush Nikki in my crusher. Ha Ha Ha," Dragon Wheel said. "We better go back to Mt. Pleasant," I siad.

At my house… "We’re going in the warp zone," Tanyia said. At Dragon Wheel’s base… "To get in his base we need a jet," I said. Finally, we got in his base. "Help, I’m almost going to get crushed," Nikki yelled. "Go and get Nikki," Tanyia said. "Are you crazy?" I’m not going in there," I said. I threw a rock in the crusher and saved Nikki from getting crushed. "Who do you like better," Nikki said, "me or Tanyia?" "I like you, Nikki," I said. "Cool, Andrew. Can I marry you?" Nikki said. "If you want too," I said. "Cool, we’ll get married tomorrow," Nikki yelled. "And you Tanyia, can live with us," I said. At Nikki’s and my house… "We just got married," Nikki said. "I know," Tanyia replied. At Sonic Land beach… "Hey, Nikki, do you want to go swimming?" I said as Dragon Wheel attacked. "Destroy," Dragon Wheel yelled. "Oh no, it’s Dragon Wheel," Nikki yelled. "Now, Troop 15,056, cover Nikki in the Super Radioactive," Dragon Wheel said. I picked up a stone and threw it at Dragon Wheel. He dropped the Super Radioactive and I got away. Dragon Wheel captured Nikki and Tanyia.

"Cherbert. Cherbert, Dragon Wheel gots Nikki and Tanyia," I said. "We’ll sneak into Dragon Wheel’s base at nightfall," Cherbert said. At Dragon Wheel’s base, in his room… "Who’s going to be first to enter my Fun House?" Dragon Wheel said. "Tanyia, you’re first," Troop 14 said. "How did you like that? Now tell me where Andrew’s house is," Dragon Wheel said. "It’s **** *. ****** Rd. **. *******, ** *****," Tanyia said. <author’s note: How Tanyia knows that, I will never know.> "Klutch, attack Andrew’s Mt. Pleasant Land. Now!!!" Dragon Wheel yelled. "I’m leaving, Cherbert," I said. At home, all I played was SNES at home. <author’s note: That’s not a mistype, that’s what it really says in the story.> At Nikki’s and Tanyia’s School… "This is boring without Andrew," Nikki said. "Andrew’s back, " Tanyia yelled, "Teach us math." "Boo!" all the kids said. "Okay, 1 times 6 is…" I said. "It’s 7," Nikki’s brother said. "Wrong," I said, "It’s 6." "Kooy," Dork said. Then Fuzz blasted in the door. "I’m the teacher, Fuzz," said Mrs. Timm. "A new teacher," Rubber Band said.

Fuzz

Weapons: Boomer Disk, Zapper Gun

Backpack Things: Backpack, Gas Mask, Walky Talky

Bset Friend: Andrew

School: Heg School

Best Food: Dragon Wheel Troops

Best Thing: Riding Skateboards

Best Song: Kill Dragon Wheel…

Worst Enemy: Dragon Wheel

Then Dragon Wheel built lifelike trucks. He commanded the trucks to destroy Sonic Land. Then he made an army of Koopa Troopas. Then he made an army of Wagons and Slug Slimes. At School… "Fuzz," I’ll get you," I said. "Bull," Fuzz said. Then Nikki got Fuzz and said," I’ve got you now!" Then a warp came and sucked me up. "We’ll come to get you," Nikki said. On the way to Dragon Wheel’s base… "Tanyia, to get to Dragon Wheel’s base we have to go through Dragon Wheel’s Mario Land. At Mario Land… Nikki stomped on a Koopa Troopa and took its shell. "Give me my shell back," a Koopa Troopa said.

Dragon Wheel’s Ultimate Power

Weapons: <author’s note: See the artwork section.>

Warp: Can bring anything to Dragon Wheel

Best Friend: Dragon Wheel

Enemy: Andrew Harrington

Troop Number: 506

School: None

"I’m going to take a plane ride and then ride in a boat and then get in Dragon Wheel’s base," Tanyia said. "Dragon Wheel, this is Super Koopa, troop 1500. Nikki and Tanyia are spotted. I’m sending the Super Koopas out. Over and out," Troop 1500 said. "After Mario Land.…and at Dragon Wheel’s base… Then Nikki and Tanyia saw me hurt. "How did Dragon Wheel come to power?" Nikki said. "Okay, a long time ago, I built a robot dragon and I named it Dragon Wheel. I designed it to destroy school so I could rule the world. But Dragon Wheel did the opposite and tried to rule the world. He made a hole and made a warp in the hole. Then he went away to build his base in a different world. And I’ve tried to repair him for 4 years," I said. "And he also built an army to kill me." In the water a fish spotted us. "It’s Andrew, Dragon Wheel, the one who built you," the fish said. "Get him!" Dragon Wheel yelled. At Dragon Wheel’s base, in his room… "Andrew, my master," Dragon Wheel said. "Turn off," I said. Dragon Wheel turned himself off. I took out the old data disk and put in a new one. On top of Dragon Wheel’s base… "Tanyia, where’s Andrew," Nikki said. "Down there," Tanyia said. "Nikki," I yelled. "What your address." After Nikki told me her address, I went to her house. There I repaired him. Then Nikki and Tanyia came to help me. "I’ll think of how to make him good," Nikki said. "We’ll have to fix him later," I said, "I’m going to my friend’s house. Is anybody coming?" "I will," they both said. At Jamie’s house… I rang the doorbell. "Hide," I said to Nikki and Tanyia. "Jamie, can you play," I said. "Yeah," Jamie said. Back at my house… "Presenting Dragon Wheel," I said. Then Nikki tripped over a rock. After I told Jamie about Nikki and Tanyia, we went to Dragon Wheel’s base.

At the base… We brought an army of eyeballs. Our army got killed. Muckoid killed more than half of the army. He shot an eyeball through the neck. "We better get Fuzz," I said. "Why did we leave the girls with Fuzz?" Cherbert said. "So they wouldn’t get hurt," I said. At Fuzz’s house… "Fuzz, come and help us battle Dragon Wheel and his troops I said.

Fuzz: Fuzz is a power creature. His power is more powerful than 12 of Dragon Wheel’s troops together.

Fuzz’s House: His house is upstairs only.

Meanwhile, in Dragon Wheel’s base… "You stupid idiot! Why did you fall or trip and brake the radioactive? You turned two troops into mutant koopas. Radar Eye, clean up this active. And you, Troop 300, the mutants might destroy Nikki and Tanyia," Dragon Wheel said. Meanwhile, in Fuzz’s House… Jamie said to Tanyia, "I think you’re cute." "You think I’m cute?" Tanyia said. "Yes, I do," Jamie said. "Well, I think you’re cute also, Jamie," Tanyia said. "Jamie! Jamie! Radar Eyes are attacking the house," I yelled. "Hold then back, okay?" Just as Jamie and Tanyia were about to kiss, Dragon Wheel’s troops broke in the house. "We have a surprise for you," Long Neck Koopa said. "Metroids. Six Metroids." Then the troops captured Jamie and Tanyia. Meanwhile, in Dragon Wheel’s base… "Let us out of here before my boyfriend, Jamie, kills you, Dragon Wheel," Tanyia yelled. "And you will never ever be invited to our wedding." <author’s note: Oh no, don’t threaten me like that…I can’t stand it. Anything but that!> "We will let you go for the wedding, but then we will capture you two again," Dragon Wheel said. The troops let both of them go. In three weeks at the wedding… Jamie and Tanyia walked down the row. "Jamie, do you take this girl to be your lawfully wedded wife, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?" the priest said. "Yes, I do," Jamie said. "Tanyia, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" the priest said. "Yes, I do," Tanyia said. "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride," the priest said. "Then Jamie and Tanyia kissed. "Cherbert," I whispered," I think we better get out of here, because I know that Dragon Wheel will probably attack. Somehow, he got turned on and went back to his base." Then all of a sudden Dragon Wheel and his troops attacked. "Help! Help!" Tanyia yelled. "Aaah, a caterpillar," I yelled. "You mean an eyeball monster," Radar Eye said as he transformed into an eyeball. "I can’t hold them back any longer," Jamie said. "Robots! Attack and get the two girl hedgehogs," Dragon Wheel said. Then a big explosion happened. We all got knocked out. In about two hours we woke up. "Where are they all? We’re the only two here," I said. "Our wedding is wrecked and we got married before they attacked," Jamie said. "You won’t be married for long, because Dragon Wheel’s going to kill then, idiot," I said. Meanwhile… "They’re coming to my base to kill me. But they have no chance against me," Dragon Wheel said. "Kain, deliver a message to Andrew." "Yes, Dragon Wheel," Kain said. We were walking for awhile until an airship landed. Dragoon Kain came out. "Nikki and Tanyia are captured by Dragon Wheel. Here is a secret tunnel to his base," Kain said. Then he left…