Part XI: The Return of Luke Skywalker
After Sonic died, his best friend, Tim the hedgehod, was filling with madness. He set out to destroy me.
<author’s starting my copy of the intro to A New Hope.>
It is a period of civil war. Rebel (our) spaceships
striking from a hidden base. We have won our
first victory against the evil Zeromus.
During the battle, Luke’s spies managed to steal
secret plans to Zeromus’ ultimate weapon,
the DEATH STAR, an armored space
station with enough power to destroy an
entire solar system.
Pursued by Zeromus’ sinister troops, Luke
races to our base aboard his starship,
custodian of the stolen plans that can save
my people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
Luke’s starship landed on our base, landing dock 69. <author’s note: I put that dock number in there before I even knew the double meaning of 69.> "Andrew!" Luke yelled in his communicator. No answer. Meanwhile, at Candler’s house, we fouind a droid name R3D9Z6. He shot a portal out of his eyes. A rope flew out, grabed and pulled me into the portal. I was in Ken’s (my brother’s) house. "Ken," I yelled. ‘What!" Ken yelled. "Our dad’s army and Zeromus’" I yelled. Ken picked up a comm and yelled into it," There’s 16 star destroyers plus the Avenger." "Ken," I said, "My dad is on that ship." Meanwhile. "They think Dragon Flyer is on the ship. Ha Ha Ha," darth Vader said. The 16 star destroyers were chasing Luke’s starship. Aboard his ship. "R2, come with me," Luke said. "Beep Zeepp eee kkaa," R2-D2 said, a driod in the shape of a barrel. "Yes, R2," Luke said. Luke and R2-D2 got in an escape pod and took off.
"Starship in range, Vader," the Avenger captain said. "Fire!" Darth Vader yelled. The Avenger’s laser hit the starship and destroyed it.
Back at Ken’s house. "Luke!!!" I yelled. <author’s note: How the hell I knew that, I will never know. Maybe I’m really a God or something.> Just then, three tie fighters landed in the distance landscape.
It became dark like a flasd. I took guard post. <author’s note: This next section, I copied directly from a book.> In the morning, Ken was sound asleep when his pet, Zeebo, a mooka, leapt onto his bed and licked his face. When would his mooka learn that he didn’t like to get up in the morning ever though he had to get ready to attack the three tie fighters of maybe even an army. He went to bed late after meetings. "Kshhhhhhhh," Zeboo cried. "Kshhhhhhhh." "Down Zeebo," Ken said, pushing his mooka away. "Do you think I like your feathers all over my pillow?" "Kshhhhhhhh!" Zeebo cried. "And stop doing that in my ear," Ken added. Zeebo made a whining sound. "Oh, c’mon, Zeebo. I didn’t mean it," Ken said as he pet his mooka behind one of his ears. "Don’t be jealous. You know I love you. besides, <author’s note: ends the stuff I copied. A comment for the next line: He’s only seen a star destroyer and not a tie fighter? That’s hard to believe.> I’ve never seen a tie fighter, only a Star Destroyer. I’ve never seen a tie fighter except in picutres in the Jedi library."
Ken got out of bed abd grabbed his mini-computer. Some words came on the screen," We are Imperial Stormtroopers..." The battery went dead.
"Oh no!" Ken exclaimed," this isn’t fair at all, Zeebo. The stormtroopers came in and and..."
"Kshhhhhhhh!" Zeebo whined, jumping into Ken’s arms, licking his face. "I’ll miss you of course," Ken said. The Dee-Jay (88) walked in," I told you not to leave your house," he said. "But my brother..." Ken said as Dee-Jay interrupted him. "Where? Show me," Dee-Jay said. "Okay," Ken said.
Meanwhile, Luke landed in the field nearby the tie fighters. Two of the tie fighters took off. Luke shot his gun and destroyed the last tie fighter. I walked over to Luke’s starship. "Hi, Luke!" I yelled. He was silent. "What happened to you?" I said. "To tell you the truth, after the battle with the snow walker, I had a crash. My X-wing crashed and I hurt my nose," Luke said.
"But you were stupid to leave the battle in a time like that," I said.
"I had to get a new ket," Luke replied.
Then Ken walked over to me with Dee-Jay. "I want you here now, Andrew!" Dee-Jay said.
"Who said you could boss me around, Dee-Jay, the librarian?" I said to Dee-Jay
"Who told you that?" Dee-Jay said as he looked at Ken. "You idoit."
"Well, Deee..." Ken said as he got interrupted by Dee-Jay.
"Get back here, boy," Dee-Jay yelled.
"Let them go! Just take care of my driod, R2-D2," Luke said.
Meanwhile, Commander Jariade was on the Avenger. "We have spotted Andrew, Ken, Luke, R2 and Dee-Jay," Jariade said. "Send out the AT-AT walkers," Vader said. Three star destroyers dropped AT-ATs in fron of Ken’s house.
In a field not far away, Ken and I were talking.
"I forgot Zeebo," Ken said. Even though Dee-Jay was there, he was determined to get Zeebo, his mooka.
"Also, I forgot Chip," Ken thought.
We decided to go back to get Zeebo and Chip.
Meanwhile, Chip ws eating nut and bolts and drinking oil.
"Dee-Jay, could y..." Chip said.
"Yes!" Dee-Jay said.
Just then, Zeebo jumped all around. Dee-Jay and Chip did not know what to do until Chip looked outside. There were three AT-AT walkers.
Inside one walker. "We have contact with three life forms: a mooka and two Rebel guards. Also, I mean three droids Vader," the AT-AT walker commander said over a comm. <author’s note: He means, three droids. What the hell is that suppose to mean?>
"Commander, a fleet of 50 tie fighters will be sent in," Vader repilied.
"Okay," the AT-AT commander said.
Bith of the Rebel guards got in an A-wing. They attacked the ATs. The lasers did not effect the AT-AT walkers.
When the fleet of fighters approached, the two A-wings got blown to bits.
Meanwhile, Ken and I got back to my new base. LUke arrives right after us. Ken went in a grabbed his mooka.
"Ken!" I yelled.
Imperial Stormtroopers put Ken’s house on fire. Ken ran out coughing with Chip following behind. Dee-Jay was already outside. A Stormtrooper came up and shot Dee-Jay. The shot reacted his curcuit and he got destroyed.
"Dee-Jay!" Ken yelled.
"Who cares! Run or you’ll lose your life!" I yelled.
We ran away from the fire. The ATs were retreating. One tie fighter shot Ken’s house. His hous exploded.
Like had made a new Starship. Luke, Ken, R2-D2 and I got in the Starship and took off. Three of the tie fighters followed us. What was wierd, is that the tie fighters didn’t shoot at us.
R2-D2 picked up a single that the Avenger and seven Star Destroyers were in fron of us.
Commander Jariade was on the Avenger with Vade. "Vader, I’ve spotted them," Commander Jariade said.
"Good, prepare our me! We’re goig to suck them in," Darth Vader said.
"To your battle stations!" Jariade yelled.
On our ship. "Kshhhhhhhh!" Zeebo whined. "Kshhhhhh!" "Okay, Zeebo. We’re going to go into light speed," Ken said.
"Ken, I don’t think the ship will go into light speed," Luek said.
"Yeah, ebcause you didn’t finish it, jurk," I yelled.
"Well, there was not enough time," Luke said.
"Quite arguing," Chip said.
"Okay," I said, ready to shoot Chip.
Three tie fighters came out of the Avenger, a leader and two regular.
"Luke, tu..." I said.
"Okay!" Luke said.
Luckily, the light speed worked. We were out of there in no time.
On the Avenger. "Lord Vader," Cammander Jariade said," they went into light speed."
"Don’t fail me again," Vader said. "They will come across an U.F.F"
On our ship. "I see a fleet of ships," I said.
"Put up the deflector sields," Luke yelled.
"Ken, you and Zeebo hide," I said to Ken. Ken too Zeebo and went to hide.