Part X: Kain Strikes Back
SOMEWHERE IN BARON...
Dragon Wheel was supporting his son, Dragon Flyer, with troops. At 12:00 PM, Dragon Flyer’s troops attacked me, Ken and Amy. While Ken and I fought Dragon Flyer’s troops, they kidnapped Amy. Now Ken and I must destroy Dragon Wheel and save Amy.
"We don’t stand a chance," I said to Ken. "Maybe if I tell you something, you’ll trust me," Ken said. "What?" I replied. "A long time ago, Zeromus attacked our house. Kain, our dad sent us to Earth. After we were in 7th grade, <author’s note: Though this story did start when I was in 4th grade...> we ran away and got separated," Ken said. "So, you’re my brother and Kain is my dad?" I said. "Yes," Ken said quitely. Then Nikki and Tanyia ran into our house. "Dragon Flyer attacked our house and AMy was held in the school," Tanyia said. "Where is she noew?" I asked. "With Sonic at the 2:00 AM dance," Nikki said. "I’ll himm her," I said. Nikki and Tanyia joined. <author’s note: Wow! That was really a challange to change then from the evil side.> Tanyia and I went to the roller dance where Sonic and Amy were. "Sonic is the only one who knows the way through the maze passage underground, "I said. <author’s note: This is never elaborated any further.> I used my magic and put Amy to sleep. The spell didn’t work so she woke up in a minute. Sonic and Amy kissed. "I love you more than Andrew," Amy said. "Tomorrow, we’ll get..." Sonic said as I ran up behind a brick wall with Tanyia. I took out my laser gun and shot it at Sonic, but it missed. Sonic rolled up in a ball and shot himself at me. His back felt like nails as he scraped off a laye rof my skin. "Who gives a rip about Amy! Her lips felt like slobbery poop," I said to Tanyia, "Also, she was stupid, dumb and retarded. I can’t believe she had a crush on me!" <author’s note: Um...yeah, don’t do a damn thing about your arm now.> "It’s 4:00 AM. Let’s go get...I mean tell Ken about this and then go to bed," Tanyia said. <author’s note: If this wasn’t a 5th grade story, I might get the impression that they have been sleeping together.> We went home and took a nap. Meanwhile... on the 1/4 built Death Star, Dragon Wheel reported to Zeromus. "We need more troops to build...," Dragon Wheel said as Commander Jariade came to tell Zeromus bad news. "3 jets or 6 are on radar," he said. <author’s note: Don’t you think to be a commander you at least have to know how to count. Did this guy pass 1st grade?> "Then destroy them," Zeromus said. "Yes, sir," Jariade replied. Ken and I flew into the Deat Star area. Six star destroys, inlcuding the Avenger, the biggest Star Destroyer, were on our tail. "Ken, it looks like we were GONE!" I yelled. The Avenger took a direct hit on the back of Ken’s ship. "Ken, one more hit and you’re gone," I yelled to Ken. Avenger shot a laser at Ken’s jet and it went down. "Keeeeeeeeeeen!" I yelled. My arm was bubbling with blood from Sonic. "Andrew reporting to Tanyia," I said. "Come in," Tanyia said. " Ken’s jet...gone! The one mile Star Destroyer killed him. The Super Advenger is on my tail also," I said. <author’s note: So the Averger, isn’t the biggest, then...what a liar.> "Out!" "Ken to Andrew," Ken said. "You’re not dead!" I yelled. "I took an escape pod," Ken said. "I’m going bac to get a Surgeon Droid and a new jet. After Ken left, a bigger Star Destroyer, the Super Power Controller. The Super Power Controller had more more than the Death Star. It could destroy a fleet or planet. <author’s note: Then why didn’t it destroy me?> Ken came back. His ship docked with mine. The Surgeon Driod came on my ship and fixed my arm, then left. <author’s note: Bout damn time, my arm was like that while I slept with Tanyia, had a jet fight... (voice trails off)> Ken and I went back to base. Meanwhile, Jariade reported to Zeromus. "Andrew and Ken escaped our fleet," Jaraide said. "Do not report to me unless you destroy him. Ha Ha Ha!!!" Zeromus said. Jariade left Zermous’ room. Meanwhile, in Dragon Flyer’s tower, he was preparing to talk to Zeromus. Dragon Flyer got in his jet anf flew to the 1/2 finished Death Star. Dragon Flyer walked into Zeromus’ room. "I failed you!" Dragon Fyler said as he walked out. At my base, Tanyia was watching a radar. "Andrew! A horseshoe crab in on our radar in Sector 6," Tanyia said. "Is it robot," I said. "Yes," Tanyia yelled. Three troops could fit in the horseshoe crab. Our tank wnet to Sector 6. The tanks weapons coul dnot work on it. Amy ran into the Control Room. "Help!...." Amy yelled. "Troops, attack... Let me destroy her!" I yelled. I tok out my gun and shot her in the head. She fell to the ground dead. "I"ll go to the cave that leads to Dragon Wheel’s base, alone," I said. Before I could get i nto my jet, Sonic rode in with two mini jets. We both got on them and started them. Sonic chased me. He shot his gun at me but missed. I slowed down and he want past me. I shot his jet. Him and his jet blew up. His jet and him were dead. "Yes!" I yelled. "Guards, clean up the mess!" I got in my jet and went to Dragon Wheel’s cave. Meanwhile, Commander Jariade was preparing his Command ship to destroy my base on Hoth. "Deflector shield are down! Prepare for the retreat," Tanyia yelled. Big, lizard-like dinosaurs attacked our base. The Dino Chewers chewed up our troops. Meanwhile, I landed my jet by Candler’s house. "Hi, Andrew," Candler called as he ran over to me. "Help me destroy Dragon’s alarm system," I said to Candler. "Okay," he said...