All right, first off, I wrote this during 4^th grade. This is a little incomplete though. I only did the first 3 parts. In 5^th grade, however, I retyped it and added the 4^th part. For some odd reason, I called the combined addition of parts 1 to 4, part 5. Anyhow, you can see where this story is a continuation from The Dragon’s Cave, especially with the drill. But this writing is much more improved from the last story, but still lacks the realistic tone.

This story also has some Mario Brothers elements in it as well as stuff from Sonic the hedgehog, and Final Fantasy. Even in one part, I use hit points and other role playing stats right in the game. At another point, I even copy part of the plot from Final Fantasy. Talk about cheap! Anyhow, I hope this story gives you some laughs.

One day on the news I heard that dragons took a treasure. I got in my drill and drilled down in a deep hole in the ground. Then a big Zort attacked. On it, it said: D.W. I ran away from the Zort. Then I found a poster. "The message is from Dragon Wheel," I said.

A few minutes later, I heard Robot 7 and Dragon Wheel, the leader, saying something. Dragon Wheel said, "Robot 7, the tape is missing." "I have a copy of the tape," Robot 7 said. The tape said, "Dragon 1, Dragon 2, Robot 7 kill Andrew. The code is 9992929, type 3. I had to do something about it. I got back into my drill and drilled to Final Fantasy Land. I got out of the drill. After I got out of the drill, I heard a sound. "Imp." A few minutes later, a Red Imp jumped out from behind a rock. It shot fire and tried to hit me. All of the shots missed me. I found a sword by a rock. I picked it up and prayed I would win the battle. A killed the Red Imp and them five Magic Imps jumped out from holes. They put sleeping gas on me. When I woke up, I saw a sign that said. "Not Welcome to Zort World."

On the outside of the town, there was a cage with an animal called an Anck. I unlocked the cage. I took the Anck with me. I few minutes later, the Anck and I were at a graveyard. One grave said, "R.I.P." "Imp." An Ice Imp was standing by a grave. I cut the Imp in half. That grave moved. "Bomb!" A stairway going down was under the grave. Ten seconds later…….ten Dry Bones came out of the stairway. I jumped up and broke the ceiling. Bricks fell down on the Dry Bones. I went down the stairway. It led to Zort Land. I saw a Koopa Troopa in the path. Then all of a sudden an Oddeye popped out. "Hey, this thing is from Final Fantasy Land," I said. "Chop." I killed the Oddeye. Next, a cloud attacked. I hit and hit him, but he wouldn’t die. He ran off unharmed. The Anck and I ran down the path looking for the treasure. On the ground I found a note. It said:

The next day, I was in the sewer pipeline. There was a lot of gluck in the sewer. The Anck and I went off into the sewer pipeline. In the sewer pipe, we found some parts and built a Mech. Up ahead, we saw the sewer pump. When we got up to the pump we were surrounded by Iron Knuckles. My Mech killed them all. In the pump, there was Yoshi. "Hi," he said. Meanwhile…all three of us were at Yoshi’s house. On the floor of the house there was a stone plate that said, "Pull." We lifted the plate up. Under it was a stairway. Just Yoshi and I went down the stairway. On the stairway there was a note it said:

I went further. Up ahead, I saw an armadillo, bugs and Tim. "Yoshi, lick away," I said. Yoshi missed Tim. We got out and got the police. The police and I chased Tim. Tim was in a car. The police and I were in a police car. We chased him. He went into town. The light was red. Tim went right through the red light. A big crash happened. "We’ll try again," I said. On our way back, we found two glyptodonts. So the six of us got into my drill and drilled to Tim’s base. We popped out in front of their base. <author’s note: hairy and Hair are the two glyptodonts> Hairy and Hair broke in the wall. I took out a gun and shot Tim. Tim got killed by my shot. <author’s note: There’s a section here that’s crossed out, I can make out a few words but am not sure what it says. Doesn’t that just suck?> "Hairy, just you and I will go to Dragon Wheel’s base," I said. On the way to Dragon Wheel’s base a mutant Cave Cricket attacked. Hairy rolled up into a ball and jumped at the cricket. He got hit so hard that he ran away. On the outside of Tim’s base was a note. It said, "Up 2. Down 4." I stepped 2 up and stepped 4 down. I stepped and fell in a trap door. Hairy and I saw three mutant Cave Crickets digging a tunnel. Hairy smacked his spiked tail at the crickets. They went flying up in the air and landed. They got destroyed. "Hairy, wait here! I’ll be right back," I said. "Andrew! Andrew!" a green eyeball thing said. "Yes, Duke," I said. "Tiamat attacked our base. Please help us," Duke said. "Okay, I will help you," I said. "Bye," said Duke. In three days I found out that Tiamat (the big dragon) blow a fierce wind and knocked down Duke’s base. I went to Tiamat’s base. I went in his Sky Castle. Then a tornado called Air attacked me. I hit Air lots of times before he died. He gave me 807 gold pieces. I went a lot further in the Sky Castle before night. Meanwhile, in Tiamat’s room. "Warmech, get over here," Tiamat said. "Yes, Tiamat," Wermech replied. "You go with 2,000 guards and stop Andrew," Tiamat said. "Now go." The next day, I was on my way after Tiamat. Then about 2,000 creatures attacked me. I picked up a laser gun and shot the creatures. Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! All of the things died except Warmech. Warmech said, "It’s the end of the line for you. You’re the grass and I’m the lawn mower." <author’s note: I remember, I got the line from Felix the Cat. That’s pretty cheap…> I took out my gun and zapped Warmech. Warmech coughed, "I don’t feel so good." Then the robot melted and died. Back in Tiamat’s room. "Tiamat! Your robot called Warmech got beaten. If get gets past you, I’ll be mad!" Dragon Wheel said madly. "I’ll stop him," said Tiamat. I was walking for awhile, then all of a sudden Tiamat attacked. "Ha! Ha! Ha! I’ll grind you to dust. Nobody has ever beaten me, Tiamat, the dragon of wind," Tiamat yelled madly. I shot lasers out of my gun. Five lasers hit Tiamat. He shot me with a machine gun bullet. After two hours of fighting, the dragon died. I was very weak. I found 2,000 gold pieces and a life potion. I drank the potion. I felt a lot better. In Dragon Wheel’s base… "Robo Bee, you’re the last robot I have. Kill Andrew before he gets to the fire stairway," Dragon Wheel said. Then Robo Bee ran away. When I got to the fire stairway, Robo Bee jumped on me. I opened up the bee’s control door. I pulled out his wires and he got turned off. Then I went up the stairs. On the way up I found a map. In a week I was at Dragon Wheel’s base. Then Dragon Wheel attacked me. He shot lasers all over the room. I hit Dragon Wheel in the arm. Then he tripped into the lava. I went back to Yoshi’s house. "Yoshi," I said. "I didn’t find a treasure." In Dragon Wheel’s base. Air 2 said,"You didn’t kill…." "Shut up. You geeky fat thing." "But you all most killed…" "I told you to shut up!" Dragon Wheel yelled. "I’ll soon get my revenge." I went back to Dragon Wheel’s castle. I got to Dragon Wheel again. I shot my laser gun at him and he died. I found the treasure and went back to Yoshi’s house and told him the good news. Then I took the treasure. But first I got in my drill and went home. I spent all of my money on video games.