Chapter XXVIII: Out?
"We do?" Audrey said.

"Yes!" I replied.

Raghu looked at me. "I’ll leave you two to decide about this." Raghu left the room.

"Please, Audrey. I love you. We’ve never been out before," I said.

Audrey and I stood up and left the room. We walked down the long, endless halls very quietly. Audrey and I arrived at my room.

"Wait here, Audrey," I said.

I opened the door and went to my dresser. I grabbed some money off from the brown dresser. I walked out of my room and locked the door.

I carefully put my arm around Audrey’s back. We walked down the halls.

"How much money do you have?" Audrey asked.

"Have what?" Audrey said.

"Money," Audrey said.

I stared at Audrey admiring her hair and how pretty she was.

"Huh?" Audrey asked, disturbing me.

"I have 35," I said.

Audrey looked at me and said, "Where do you want to eat at?"

"Well, we can go back home and..."

"No!!" Audrey yelled.

I looked at her. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.

"Let’s go to the movies," I said.

"What one?" Audrey asked.

"How about Jurassic Park 467," I said.

"Sure."

"Audrey, stop."

Audrey stopped and stood still.

"What?"

I looked at Audrey in a weird way. We brought our mouths together. (for the 50 millionth time) I dropped my pop that I was holding on the floor as we hugged. Raghu and Brain were in front of us.

"Audrey, got a boyfriend?" Brain said.

Audrey ignored what Brain said.

We soon became tired and fell to the ground.

 

Chapter XXIX: Memories

I woke up still lying on the floor next to Audrey. I rubbed my eyes and kissed Audrey on the lips.

"Andrew," Audrey whispered.

We brought our mouths together again. Audrey and I went to sleep while we were kissing.

I woke up and it was black outside. I moved my mouth away from Audrey’s. I looked up and saw Raghu.

"You two have bee here for about on and a half days," Raghu said.

I woke up Audrey by rubbing her back.

"Please don’t," Audrey said.

Audrey and I stood up. We went into my room.

"Audrey, remember during 6th grade?" I said.

"Yes," Audrey replied.

"Well, let me tell you the whole story again."

"Okay," Audrey said.

It was Monday, one week in 6th grade. I had brought my story to school. At first recess, I showed it to Brain. You, Audrey, were over looking for a book by us.

"Don’t let her see," I said to Brian.

You looked at me eye to eye in a strange way. During science, I looked at you during the whole time.

The next day, Tuesday, Brain told you that I liked you. Actually, that I loved you.

That night, I called you.

"Audrey, this is Andrew and I think that I’m very stupid to call you," I said.

"Yeah," you said.

"Do you like me?" I asked.

"No," you said.

I asked, "Why? Is there anything I need to improve on?"

Then you said, "No."

"Well then," I said, "Will you go out with me Friday? To the movies?"

"Maybe," you said.

You called back later and said your parents said that you couldn’t good.

That summer, I also remember that we went to Cedar Point. We went on the highest roller coaster.

"Remember that?" I asked Audrey.

"Yeah, but I didn’t really like you during that time," Audrey said.

 

Chapter XXX: Battle Again

I heard a very loud knocking at the door. Audrey and I turned and looked at the door.

"Andrew, we are leaving to kill Dragon Wheel," a voice said. I recognized the voice and it was Luke’s.

"I’ll be right there," I said.

"Can I come," Audrey asked.

I thought for a moment then replied, "This is Luke’s and my business only. So no."

"Well, thanks," Audrey said.

Audrey stood up from the chair and walked quietly out the door. I got my sword and laser gun. Then I went out the door. I walked down a hall and saw a huge, white, rusty garage door. It opened very slowly before me.

Luke was also there.

"C’mon," Luke said.

He led me to a small sized jet. It had four round cylinder engines in the back of it. At the end of the wings there was a laser. There also was a window that covered the top of the front half of the jet. The window opened and Luke and I climbed in.

The ceiling of the space station opened and the jet flew out of it.

About a half-hour later, we landed on a desert planet. It was very hot and dry. The sun burned brightly over us. There were a few scattered cacti around, but it was dead. I saw a pyramid in the distant landscape. The ground was sandy and there were many sand dunes.

Luke and I jumped out of the jet onto the sand. We each had five canteens filled with water.

Luke pointed out five dragons flying towards us and three giant slugs crawling towards us. I knew that the giant slugs (also called sand slugs) could only be hurt by a sword. The dragons could be hurt by both, a sword or gun. Luke took out his gun and I drew out my sword.

The sand slugs surrounded me. I stabbed one of the sand slugs in the chest and green stuff came out. It reminded me of snot.

There was two more sand slugs left. I cut off one sand slug’s head and stabbed the other through its brain.

Two of the dragons dived towards us. Luke used his gun and shot one of the two dragons in the head. He died of course.

The other dragon landed in front of me. It took its claw and grabbed at my arm. As I pulled away, the dragon’s claw cut down my arm. I took my sword and stabbed the dragon in the chest.

Two more dragons dived towards us. Luke used his laser gun and killed those two.

The last dragon came down. It was a red robot dragon. I realized that it was Dragon Wheel. I remembered the flashing thing on Dragon Wheel’s chest. I took my sword and threw it at him. I couldn’t see where is hit him at, but he exploded lighting up the already light sky.

Luke and I ran back to the jet. We climbed in and took off from the desert planet called "Tattonie."

 

Chapter XXXI: A Big Battle

I looked behind us and saw a fleet of Star Destroyers. In the middle of the fleet was the giant star destroyer called the Avenger.

The Avenger’s guns shot at us. Luke put on deflector shields. The lasers the Avenger shot at us vanished.

Luke piloted the jet near the Avenger. I pushed a button and a torpedo came out of the jet and hit the Avenger in the controls. The control area exploded and the Avenger crashed into a nearby planet.

"Yes!" I yelled on our jet. Our jet is called an X-wing.

Some tie fighters flew out of a star destroyer and started chasing us.

"My friends are coming to help us," Luke said.

One tie fighter came racing towards us. It shot out red hot lasers. The lasers missed our X-wing.

Someone contacted us over a comm. "This is Wedge. All the other jets will report in for the attack." We heard men talking over the comm.

"Red-One, standing by."

"Red-Two, standing by."

"Red-Six in attack position."

"Blue Leader in defense."

"Blue-Three, standing by."

"Blue-Four in defense."

"Blue-Five, ready."

There were lots of tie fighters coming for the attack. One of the tie fighters attacked Blue-Five. It missed. Our X-wing came behind the tie fighter and shot it. All that was left were ashes.

Another tie fighter came behind and shot Red-Six and he went down.

"We lost Red-Six," Luke said.

"Luke, attack those Star Destroyers," Wedge said over the comm.

Luke flew our X-wing close to a star destroyer and hit it in the control area of it. It went down and exploded on the same planet the Avenger did.

"Wedge, head back to base," Luke ordered.

Luke went into light speed and we were out of there.

"Let’s go back and kill Dragon Flyer," I said.

"Fine," Luke said. "Also, Audrey is probably waiting for you."

"Shut up!" I yelled.

Luke landed our X-wing on the planet Dragon Flyer was on.

Luke and I went inside Dragon Flyer’s base from the front. There seemed to be no one there. Out from nowhere, five dragons grabbed us. They took Luke to a dungeon and I was taken to Dragon Flyer.

"So, you think you can defeat me?" Dragon Flyer said. "Well just try."

 

Chapter XXXII: Death to Vader

I took out my sword and chopped Dragon Flyer’s tail.

"Aaaaaaah," he yelled as he fell down.

I took my sword and stabbed him. My sword went right through him.

I raced down stairs behind Dragon Flyer’s throne. There I found one cellar. I cut the bars with my sword. Luke walked out. We ran up the stairs, went out of Dragon Flyer’s base, and got into our jet.

"There’s still a Death Star left. Vader is on it, so let’s get rid of it," Luke said.

As we enclosed to the Death Star, someone contacted us. "This is Jared. I’m in second control of the Death Star. We’re ready for you."

"Luke, let me control this jet," I said.

"Okay," Luke said. I took the controls.

"This is Raghu. I’m going to help you destroy the Death Star," Raghu said over a comm.

"Raghu, make a clean path to the Death Star for me. I’m going in it." The Death Star was a space station as big as Earth.

Raghu was blasting down star destroyers and tie fighters. A clear path was made to the Death Star.

Three was a hole on the surface of the Death Star. I went in it. Three tie fighters followed me. The tunnel I went through was very narrow. I lost the three tie fighters very quickly. I was approaching the core of the Death Star. My jet shot five bombs at the core. They didn’t have any effect on it. I charged up my gun on my jet and hit the core. It exploded. I raced out of the Death Star. I got as far away from it as I could before it exploded completely. I met Raghu.

Jared and Vader had been destroyed when the Death Star exploded.

All evil had been destroyed that day because of me.

 

Chapter XXXIII: Return to Audrey

Raghu’s jet and Luke’s and my X-wing landed at Luke’s space station. I got out of the X-wing. I ran towards Audrey’s room. Before I could get there Audrey walked past me.

"Audrey," I said.

Audrey was silent.

I went into my room feeling very lonely. I sat down and wrote note to Audrey:

Dear Audrey.

Why haven’t you talked

to me since I have been

back?

Love,

Andrew

I took tape and taped the note to Audrey’s door. I went back into my room and sat down in a chair. I heard a knocking at me door.

"Who ever it is, come it," I said.

The door opened and Audrey walked it.

"Andrew, I like you. It’s just that you left me behind, "Audrey said.

"I’m sorry, Audrey," I said.

We hugged and brought our mouths together. This was the only true girlfriend I ever really had.

Audrey, Raghu, Brain and I got anything we used here to take home. We got anything we wanted and put it in a backpack we each got.

Audrey’s hair was all bunched together, like in a pony tail, except that I was shorter and the end of it looked like a fish tail.

The four of us set out to find the warp back home.

Three days later, we came to a cave. We went into the cave and appeared in my yard. We were home at last. we went to the school. Everyone else was in school at the time. One of Audrey’s friends noticed that we were back.

Raghu, Audrey, Brain and I were welcomed back home.

That night, Audrey and I kissed.

Since that day, Audrey showed that she liked me in school.

<author’s note: Who gives a damn?>

 

Epilogue: What Became...

<author's note: for Volume 3 to work, you simply have to ignore the part of any of the characters getting married, though the Sauron and Lex part makes perfect sense - you'll see later>

Raghu grew up and went back to Luke’s base where he became the best jet pilot in the universe. He also became the leader of the good guys.

Brain did like Audrey. He never got to go on a date with her, but he married Audrey’s sister, Michelle. They also moved to Luke’s base.

Luke died in a jet crash. He was flying in the hardest test course for practice flying. He crashed into a stone wall.

Nobody knows what happened to Sauron. He had been evil all along. He is probably off doing evil somewhere else.

<author’s note: Even though ALL evil had been destroyed that day.>

Audrey and I got married and had five kids. We moved to Luke’s base, or should I say, Raghu’s base, and I became second in command.

Audrey became the best archer in the land.

Nobody knows what became of Lex. I heard rumors that she married Sauron and they took over a planet far away. It could be true.