"Son!" the dragon yelled at Tim. "I will bring you two all down in Hades!"

"Dad? Mom? What’s wrong with you?" Tim asked. "It’s me, Tim."

I took my sword, hit the dragon in the wing and he became conscious.

I’m sorry, dear," the snake told him," but before we lose out minds, we must go." Then they left.

"Mom! Dad!" sobbed Tim.

"Don’t worry, after this adventure we’ll find them, Tim," I said.

"No, now!"

"No, Tim. Don’t go."

"I’ll go alone if I have to," Tim said.

Tim ran into the cave behind me. Something touched me on the shoulder. I felt terrified. Here my adventure would end, I thought. I turned around and saw: Lex.

"You’re not a monster," I said.

"Of course not," Lex said.

A jet was flying through the air out of control. It was just about to crash into a mountain. Kain jumped out from nowhere onto the jet. He opened the jet and took out a person and landed on the ground. Then Kain set the person down.

The person was a young man, about the age of 28. <author’s note: Yeah, looks just ABOUT 28.> He had blonde hair and white skin.

"Ummm....who are you?" the main said.

"I’m Andrew," I said.

"And I’m Lex," Lex said.

Kain was silent.

"Who are you?" I asked the man.

"I’m Luke. Luke Skywalker," the man said. "A man named Darth Vader destroyed my planet."

"I’ll help you," I said.

Kain ran off into the cave that Tim went into. Lex and I followed Luke to his base,

Inside the base, we were watching a radar. There was a black circle on the radar.

"The Death Star," Luke shouted.

Luke and I ran quickly over to the jet room. It’s a room where the people in Luke’s base keep their jets. Luke and I each got in a jet. We took off. Lex stayed behind.

On the Death Star, a round gray flying battle station, a man about the age of 47 was talking to Vader. "The Death Star will be in firing range in about 10 minutes," the man told Vader.

"I’ll go in," Vader said. "Cover me."

Luke and I flew into the Death Star. Luke stayed behind me.

Vader’s jet came down in front of Luke’s jet. Vader watched his radar. I was almost in his range. Just before Vader could shoot his laser at me, Luke shot Vader’s jet. Then Vader flew away from the Death Star. Luke came next to me. We both shot the Death Star and flew away from it.

When Luke and I were far away from the Death Star, it exploded.

"Yes, we did it," Luke said.

We landed at his base in the jet room. I got out of my jet followed by Luke.

"Good job," Luke said.

Lex came up to me and held my hand as we looked at the radar. We saw seven four legged things on the radar.

I looked outside. All the ground was covered with snow and there was a blizzard. Luke and I went back into our jets and went to attack the four legged things, AT-ATs.

Luke has a plan in his head. All I could think about was defeat.

Luke shot out a long cable. The cable wrapped around the AT’s legs. It was forced to trop. It hit the ground very hard and blew up.

"We’ll need Killer Bombs to destroy the ATs," Luke told me. <author’s note: That’s not what it just looked like to me.>
Luke went back to base to get a Killer Bomb. I was dodging the AT’s lasers until Luke came back. He shot a Killer Bomb at an AT. When the bomb hit the AT, it self-destructed. All that was left were scraps of metal.

"Five more to go, Luke," I said.

Meanwhile, in Darth Vader’s secret base, Vader was trying to force his troops to rebuild Dragon Wheel.

"Never. I won’t rebuild Dragon Wheel," a troop said. The troop got in an AT-AT and went to join the battle against me.

Luke shot his last Killer Bomb at an AT-AT. The AT exploded. Then Luke contacted me over a com.

"Andrew, you destroy the ATs, you’ll have to land your jet and get out of it. After that, you will throw a towrope up and climb up it. Then you will throw a Lightning Bomb inside it," Luke continued. "Then it will make a reaction and blow up along with the other on the sides of it."

Luke went back to base to get two more Killer Bombs. He still had a plan in his mind. Luke was just waiting for the right time to use it.

Meanwhile, on Earth, a boy with black hair went outside his house and got on his bike. His name was Jamie. He was 13 years old. He was 4 1/2 feet tall. He usually never cared about what told him about. Jamie cared very much about his hair. He had been wondering why I hadn’t been at school for two months.

Jamie rode his bike over to my house. As he went into my driveway he saw a flashing thing. Jamie jumped off his bike, letting it crash into my house. He jumped on the flashing thing.

Luke came back with a Killer Bomb.

"I’m leaving," Luke said. "Outta here."

"What? Now we’re going to lose the battle," I said.

I saw Luke’s jet go out of sight into the distant landscape.

An AT’s laser hit my jet. It went down right in front of that AT’s feet. I got out of my jet and started to run. A man in a brown robe was standing in front of me. A laser from the AT was just about to hit me. The man ran like the wind and saved me. I saw his rove fly off. It was Kain. Kain took me aboard his ship, the U.S.S.

Jamie was walking down a sidewalk. The hedgehog, Tanyia, was racing down the same sidewalk not look where she was going. Tanyia bumped into Jamie.

"Sorry," Tanyia said.

Jamie had black hair and white skin. Jamie was wearing a blue shirt, blue jeans and a red cap.

Tanyia looked into Jamie’s eyes and said," See you tomorrow, here."

Then Tanyia rode off on her rocket board.

Jamie walked along the sidewalk further. He heard a rocket board coming closer behind him. Jamie looked behind him. He saw Tanyia. She raced past Jamie and skidded with a stop.

"What now?" Jamie said.

"I want you to come with me to the movies," Tanyia said.

"But I barely know you," Jamie said.

"Who cares?" Tanyia said.

Jamie followed Tanyia. They walked past Amy and Nikki who were walking the other way.

"Those two going out together?" Nikki said.

"Yeah!" Amy said.

Jamie heard what Nikki said an remembered something:

A few days ago, back where Jamie used to live... At school, a kid named Bob and a kid named Tommy were teasing him.

"Are you still going out with Kate?" Bob teased Jamie. <author’s note: If I was paid to find an example of teasing in this story, I never would have picked that.>

"No!" Jamie yelled.

"If you weren’t going out with Kate, you would go find out where Andrew and Ken are," Tommy said.

"Okay," Jamie said.

Jamie had to prove to Tanyia and Bob that he didn’t like Kate, so he went to my house and saw a...

"Are you awake?" Tanyia asked.

"Yeah...Yeah," Jamie answered.

Jamie woke up from his dream. Now, Jamie thought, I can prove to Bob and Tommy that I don’t like Kate.

Jamie continued to follow Tanyia to the movies. Tanyia told Jamie that it would be faster if he rode on her rocket board. Jamie jumped on to Tanyia’s rocket board and they went zooming down the sidewalk. Tanyia hit a bump in the sidewalk and Jamie went flying off the rocket board. He landed face first in a mud puddle. Tanyia went over to Jamie. Jamie lifted his head up and looked at Tanyia. His face was covered with mud and his face and shirt were soaking.

Tanyia laughed.

Jamie was embarrassed.

Jamie and Tanyia decided not to go to the movies. Instead, they were going to go to Chicago. Jamie got back on Tanyia’s rocket board and they went into the warp to the real world.

"These sidewalks are totally cool," Tanyia said.

"I know," Jamie said.

They went on the highway, I-561. Tanyia sped up the rocket board to 65 miles per hour. Tanyia saw a traffic jam up ahead.

"Watch this," Tanyia said.

The rocket board went off the ground, flying through the air, going over the cars.

"What the hell is that?" someone in a white van yelled.

Everybody was amazed that a giant hedgehog and a human boy were flying through the air on a rocket-powered skateboard. Jamie and Tanyia flew over the cause of the traffic jam. Then they landed on the other side.

Some sort of thing went into Tanyia’s head.

"I’m holding Nikki on top of the Sears Tower. If you want her back, come there."

Then the thing left Tanyia’s mind.

"Nikki is being held on the Sear Tower. We must save her," Tanyia said.

"Okay," Jamie said.

Tanyia went zooming down the road. She was just about to go across a bridge when a traffic light turned red. Tanyia skidded with a stop. The bridge in front of her was a drawbridge, and it was going up. Jamie and Tanyia had to save Nikki.

A green bird with big claws and big flat wings dive-bombed on Jamie. Tanyia jumped off the rocket board and grabbed a two-foot long board and started to smack the bird. Tanyia hit the bird many times until both of its wings were broken. Then Jamie pushed the bird off the bridge. The bird fell and fell and fell until he hit the water and died.

Tanyia went over to Jamie and kissed him on the lips.

Then Jamie thought of Kate. If Tanyia ever found out I kissed her, then Tanyia would kill me.

Jamie and Tanyia got on the rocket board and went across the bridge because it had gone back down.

Jamie and Tanyia went down the highway and finally made it to Chicago.

It’s beautiful," Jamie said.

"Sweet," Tanyia said.

It was now nighttime. All the lights in Chicago were on. It was beautiful. Jamie and Tanyia raced to the Sears Tower down the streets. At the Sears Tower, Jamie and Tanyia flew up it to the top. There they saw Warmech.

Tanyia turned the rocket board to full power and charged at Warmech. He fell of the Sears Tower and landed on the road. An explosion happened. The support to the Sears Tower blew up. It started to crumble down.

Nikki ran over the Jamie and Tanyia. They got on Tanyia’s rocket board and flew off the Sears Tower before it all fell to the ground.

"Thanks, Tanyia," Nikki said.

"No sweat," Tanyia said.

Everybody was quiet. The Jamie blurted out. "Don’t I get any credit?!"

"Yeah," Tanyia said. She took her hand and pulled Jamie’s hat down over his eyes. Jamie’s face turned red. "That’s what you get," Tanyia said.

"Where’s the other girl that was with you," Jamie asked Nikki.

"Back at...um...I don’t really know," Nikki replied.

"What’s her name?" Jamie asked.

"Amy!" Tanyia yelled.

I was aboard the U.S.S. with Kain. The U.S.S. is a green ship in the shape of a rectangle. Kain and I were in the cockpit of the U.S.S.

Crash! Bang! Bang! Rattle! Rummmble! The ship shook.

"Kain! Kain!" I yelled. "What’s happening?"

"Ships are attacking," Kain yelled. "Follow me."

We retreated.

Dragon Wheel boarded the U.S.S. A big round, black ball with a needle sticking out of it followed Dragon Wheel. Two men in white space suits started to fire at Kain. Kain grabbed a gun and shot Dragon Wheel and Dragon Wheel went flying through the air and landed in his ship.

Kain started the U.S.S. We flew away from the other ship. We came to a strange planet. AS we got closer I saw a ship. Kain landed the ship near the other ship. I got out of the U.S.S. followed by Kain. We saw Luke standing next to the ship.

"Luke?" I said.

"Yup! Me again," Luke said.

His voice sounded different.

"Why does your voice sound different?" I asked.

"Um...mm..." Luke stalled. "Oh yeah. When I was six years old...um, I ate the turds from a um..." Luke lied, "a yellow rabbit that was 6 feet tall, called a turd rabbit, and got a bacteria.

"Then why wasn’t your voice like that before?"

"Because, the bacteria, didn’t work until...hm, an hour ago," Luke lied.

"Yeah. Yeah, right," I said in my mind.

"Hey, do you guys want to go blow up the new Death Star," Luke said.

"Okay," Kain and I said.

Kain got inside his jet and Luke went back into his jet. I saw way out in the distance, a jet. I took my laser gun out of my pocket and ran over to the jet. I went into the jet and took off.

All three of us went to the Death Star. As we were nearing the Death Star, Kain was ahead of me and Luke was behind me.

I contacted Luke over a radio waves. "Luke," I said, "how are we going to destroy the Death Star?"

"Like this," Luke said.

Luke fired his gun at me and missed.

"Not at me," I yelled.

"Why not?" Luke said.

I looked behind me and saw Luke peeling off his skin. Under the skin was Dragon Wheel.

"Now, see that?" he said.

"Kain," I yelled, "go get rid of the Death Star by using vanishing dust."

"Okay," Kain said.

I turned my jet around and headed the other way. I turned my top gun around to the back and shot vanish dust at Dragon Wheel. He disappeared.

Then Kain contacted me," I made the Death Star disappear. Be with you in 5 seconds."

I wonder where we will go next, I thought.

Just then, Kain flew his jet next to mine.

"Follow me," Kain said.

I followed Kain. Three jets called tie fighters came behind us. I slowed down and Kain went way on ahead of me. I was left to deal with the tie fighters. A tie fighter came in front of me and I shot it down. I used my back gun and shot a tie fighter behind me. The last tie fighter turned back around and left.

Meanwhile, Dragon Wheel was on the main ship with a man named, Boba Fett. Boba Fett had blue armor and a blue helmet. He had an arm cannon on his left arm and he had a long blue gun.

Dragon Wheel and Boba Fett were making four 6-foot tall robot dragons. They would destroy me.

I saw a planet ahead of me. I knew I would soon be safe. My jet landed on the planet. A man came up to my jet. I was Kain

"What took you so long," Kain said.

"A tie fighter battle," I said.

"Why don’t you come inside my home base?" Kain asked.

"Okay," I said.

Tanyia landed the rocket board at her school. Tanyia, Nikki and Jamie got off it.

Nikki ran over to Amy to tell her about what had just happened. Jamie and Tanyia held hands. They did not know what awaited. Before they could enter, my friend, Fuzz said, "I’m coming to." <author’s note: I have no idea what they are suppose to enter.>

"No, Fuzz," Tanyia said.

"I must. Something strange has been happening the there."

"Let him come," Jamie said.

"Alright, Fuzz, you can come," Tanyia said.

Fuzz, Tanyia and Jamie went in the school. They walked about a yard away from the door and the doors shut and disappeared. They all heard a voice, "Kooy."

"What’s that?" Tanyia whispered.

Tanyia ran back to where the doors were and fell in a trap door. Tanyia fell and landed on cement. She saw a door to her left and opened them. She saw light. Tanyia went outside of school.

Jamie and Fuzz looked behind them and didn’t see Tanyia.

"This place is creepy," Fuzz said.

Jamie and Fuzz walked up the main stairs. They heard an eerie sound. Then they heard "Kooy" again.

Jamie went up the stairs by himself. He got to the top and turned the corner.

Fuzz heard Jamie scream.

Tanyia bumped into Fuzz.

"What’s happening?" Tanyia said. "I was running outside and heard somebody scream," Tanyia explained. "I ran near the scream and bumped into a tree, but the tree was you."

"I don’t know what happened, but I heard a scream coming from up there," Fuzz pointed up the stairs. "And it sounded like Jamie’s voice."

"Oh my gosh, Jamie! Please not Jamie," Tanyia said.

Fuzz and Tanyia went upstairs. Tanyia turned the corner and Fuzz stayed behind. Tanyia looked and saw the most horrifying sight she had even seen. A green bird, like the one they got attacked by on the bridge, was holding Jamie’s head in claws and was eating flesh from Jamie’s chest. The bird’s bloody beak nibbled at Jamie’s chest. The bird lifted its head up, chewing flesh. The bird looked eye to eye with Tanyia. It had flesh hanging out of its mouth and blood dripping out of its mouth.

Tanyia ran down the stairs as fast as her legs could go. She met Fuzz and they both ran out of the school. Outside of the school, Fuzz asked what had happened and what she had seen upstairs. Tanyia told Fuzz about what had happened.

Fuzz and Tanyia jumped into a warp.

I entered Kain’s home base. I followed Kain into a bedroom. <author’s note: Don’t get any ideas now.>

"This is your room," Kain said.

I lay down on a bed in the bedroom.

"Do you want to do a little exploring by yourself, no help from your friends?" Kain asked.

"Sure," I replied.

"Now, where would you like to go," Kain said pulling down a map of the universe.

I just pointed to a place.

"Okay, you may get ready tomorrow."

"Okay."

"Now, get some rest," Kain said.

Kain left the room.

I lay my head on my pillow. I was very tired and so I fell to sleep very fast.

The next day, about 10:00 AM, I was getting into my jet.

"Have a good trip," Kain yelled as my jet took off.

Finally by myself again, I said in my mind.

I was enclosing on a planet. I landed my jet and got out of it. I saw a building with a sign on it that said: The Bird Traveler Place."

A red, small bird was sleeping by a sign that said: Hawk, the 2nd fastest bird in Four Corner Land."

"Halk," I yelled.

The red bird woke up just like that and made a weird sound. Somehow, I translated the sounds he was making and he said in our language, "If you take me, will you please take my girlfriend, Thunder Bird?"

"Yes," I said to Halk.

Halk made another weird sound and a green bird came over to me. The green bird kept making weird noises. I translated the sound. The green bird said in our language," Hi, I’m Thunder Bird. Get on Halk and follow me."

I got on Halk and followed Thunder Bird.

Back at Kain’s base, he was sitting down in a chair in front of a table eating some green things. Kain was talking to two long, red scaly snakes.

"As Andrew returns, chase him to my throne room where I will be," Kain said.

"Yes, master," one of the two snakes said.

Thunder Bird landed in front of Kain’s base. I got off Halk and went near the door. Halk flew on top of the roof.

"I’ll stay up here incase anything comes to try to attack you," Halk said.

Thunder Bird and I went inside the base.

"Someone’s coming," Halk cawed.

Thunder Bird and I raced down the main hall. Two red snakes were chasing us. The snakes chased us into Kain’s throne room. Thunder Bird was locked outside of the throne room.

"Kain, will you help me kill two snakes following me?" I asked.

"No!" Kain yelled.

"Why not?" I asked.

"Because I have better things to do."

"Like what?"

"Killing you," Kain yelled.

Kain drew out his spear.

"I’m not even Kain," he said. "I’m Dragon Flyer." Kain turned into a long snake-like dragon.

Dragon Flyer/Kain used an energy beam and started draining my energy. Thunder Bird came and shot thunder at Dragon Flyer. Dragon Flyer then retreated.

"Thanks," I said.

"Here, drink this," Thunder Bird said.

Thunder Bird gave me a potion and I drank it. I regained all my energy.

I left the castle and went outside. I saw a warp appear. Fuzz and Tanyia came out of it.

"Andrew! Andrew!" Tanyia and Fuzz yelled.

"What?" I said.

"Jamie got killed and he was..." Tanyia said.

‘Shut up," I yelled. "Why is Jamie here?"

"Because...um...I don’t really know," Fuzz said.

"Tanyia, go back to your house. Fuzz and I will go on ahead," I said.

Fuzz and I went to a big castle. Fuzz told me that there were ten walls and the castle’s name was Castle Baron. Fuzz threw his boomer disk and killed two guards. We had gotten past the first wall.

When we got to the 6th wall, we saw Air-Yo, Dragon Flyer’s new troop.

"Yoster," I yelled.

"Retreat," Air-Yo yelled as he ran to the 10th wall.

Fuzz and I went on to the 7th wall. There we killed a giant turtle. At the 8th wall, we had to beat a flame named Fire Saphead and his Stupid Fire Friends. Fire Saphead shot sap at Fuzz and killed him. Gooy, sticky stuff covered him. <author’s note: Another, no comment.>

I shot Ice at Saphead and killed him and his Fire Friends.

Then I saw a hedgehog that looked like Amy <author’s note: I changed Amy to a human in this remake, which is does say at the beginning, but apparently she can change her form or something?> but was blue and wore red tennis shoes and was a boy.

"Who are you?" I said.

"Sonic," the hedgehog replied.

"Will you help me destroy Air-Yo and make my way to Castle Baron?" I said.

"Sure," Sonic said.

At the 9th wall, we saw three giant turtles. Sonic rolled up in a ball and shot himself at the turtles.

"Come back here," I yelled. But it was too late. Sonic was out of sight.

Then I saw a boy in a cage and it was... "Ken’ I yelled.

"Andrew," Ken yelled back.

I took my sword and sliced some of the cage bars. Ken climbed out of the cage.

"Where have you been all this time," Ken asked, weak of hunger.

"I’ve had the adventure of my life: battling robots, imps, dragons and he evil dude, Dragon Wheel. I met a guy named Kain, an Anck named ArmO, and a hot girl named Lex." I said. "Where have you been?"

"I landed at this weird planet called Fleeblebrox. <author’s note: Heh. Remember the Dragon’s Cave?> There I met an alien named DTZ. I used his rocket and landed in a land called Fantasy Land. I met this hot girl named Amy. Some other things happened, but I’ll tell you them later."

Ken and I went past wall 10. I saw Air-Yo dead and saw Amy.

"Ken, you’re back," Amy yelled.

"Hi, Amy," Ken said.

I left for a little bit to look for clues to find Dragon Flyer.

<author’s note: In this remake, Ken goes with Amy instead of me.>
Amy and Ken started talking after I left.

"Will you go out with me tonight," Amy asked Ken.

"Sure," Ken said. "Eight’o clock."

"Yes," Amy said. Amy put her hands together.

I returned about an hour later. Ken and Amy were still talking. I forced Ken and Amy to go to an Inn and get a room to sleep in. <author’s note: Um...I didn’t even really know about that stuff then...>

About eight’o clock, Amy and Ken left two go to a dance. I stayed home and went to sleep because I had a long, hard working day.

Ken and Amy entered the dancing place called: Dance N’ Eat.

Ken and Amy started to dance. They danced for an hour then they sat down to eat. They ordered Hedge fries and Pink Shakes.

Amy laid her head in Ken’s stomach. Ken stroked her hair. All of a sudden she lifted her head. They got up and went to play a 2 player arcade game called "Beast Men." Amy and Ken played it together, They got to the last level and died.

"Good job, Amy," Ken said.

They went back and started dancing again. This time, they held hands for the whole time. After the dance was over, Ken and Amy went to the Inn. <author’s note: Again?>

The next day, Amy woke up at 8:49 AM. She was very tired. Amy woke up Ken.

"It’s time for school," Amy said.

‘Fine then, I’ll get dressed," Ken said.

Ken put on all of his clothes and met Amy outside. They both walked to school.

I woke up as they slammed the door. I rubbed my eyes and turned on the TV. X-Men, a cartoon was on and I watched it.

Ken and Amy went into their classroom and sat down at their desks. They had a boring math lesson. Ken knew every little thing the teacher talked about.

Who give? Ken kept saying to himself.

After the boring lesson, they had recess.

Amy and Ken ran by a fox and a mouse.

"What? I thought Ken hated Amy," Monica, the mouse said.

"And I thought Amy hated Ken," Pattie, the fox said.

During recess, Monica and Pattie told just about everyone the Amy and Ken were going together. Ken and Amy were very mad.

After school that day, Ken and Amy walked home together.

"I know you’ve been upset," Amy said to Ken, "but that will never brake our friendship."

"I know, but now everybody thinks I’m stupid," Ken said.

"Same here, but all we have to do is ignore them."

"Yeah, I guess you’re right. Thanks for the help, Am."

After Ken got done saying that, their heads went together and they kissed. Ken’s body filled with joy.

When Ken and Amy returned, I was drawing a map of Baron.

"Hi," I said.

That night, I awoke to a scream. I went over to Ken and woke him up.

"What? I’m trying to sleep, Andrew," Ken said.

"Amy has been captured," I yelled.

Immediately, Ken got up and got dressed. Then we both ran outside of the Inn.