Part VII: The Rattlesnake

I pushed the button. I saw Anything Land.

I saw a sign that said: STORM TOAD TROOPS AHEAD. 100 FEET 2,000 TOES.

"Shut up sign," I said.

I went on by myself.

I saw another sign that said ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. TOAD TERRITORY. DIE AT YOUR OWN RISK. 50 FEET 1,000 TOES.

"Dumb sign," I said.

Then in three seconds, a big chain ball swung right in front of me. I got two cuts.

I saw another sign that said DIE AT YOUR OWN RISK NOW.

A big chain saw came through. I hid. The chain saws had blood on them.

Dead people where all over. It’s a trap.

Then a spike top came by shooting needles.

I said, "The die at your own risk sign was true."

I got by them. I saw an alarm. I figured out the code and went in.

A big snake said, "Are you the one that has been looking for the treasure?"

I said, "Yes."

Then I got the treasure behind the door. Then I went home.